Red Headed Slut Recipe

Published by Jöhnny Dîablø on Sep 10, 2011 in Mixed Drink Recipes

Red-headed Slut
You should know by now, Red Headed Sluts are some of my favorite things in the whole world. They taste fantastic and they make me all warm and tingly when they’re going down.

Wait—we’re talking about the mixed drink, aren’t we?

Red headed sluts are also known to creep up on you and hit you all at once; perhaps it’s the Jäger, who knows? All I know is that I have a definite soft spot for red-headed sluts of all varieties.

Bartenders serve up red-headed sluts as either a mixed drink or more commonly, a shooter. All you need are three ingredients, all of which are common to a home bartending kit. Here’s the basic red headed sluts recipe:

Red-Headed Slut

Red Headed Slut Shooter

  • 1 oz Jägermeister
  • 1 oz peach schnapps
  • 3 oz cranberry juice

Pour all ingredients into a shaker glass filled with ice. Shake and strain into a regular glass or a shooter glass. Drink up and repeat!

Blond Headed Slut

Blonde Headed Slut

  • 1 oz Grand Marnier
  • 1 oz pineapple juice
  • 1 oz peach schnapps

Shake all ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker and strain into shot glasses. Shoot and enjoy!

The Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Cocktail

  • 23 oz Jägermeister
  • 23 oz peach schnapps
  • 23 oz cranberry juice
  • 6 oz Coca Cola

Pour Coca Cola into a tall bar glass. Shake Jägermeister, peach schnapps, and cranberry juice in a cocktail shaker. Pour this mixture from shaker into a shot glass. Drop the shot into the Coca Cola and drink up!

Dirty Red Headed Slut

Dirty Red Headed Slut

  • 1 oz Chambord raspberry liqueur
  • 1 oz Southern Comfort
  • 1 oz Crown Royal Canadian whiskey

Combine Canadian whiskey, SoCo, and raspberry liqueur in a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Serve and enjoy!

Time For A Personal Anecdote

Sexy redhead topless pirate girl drinkingOne of my favorite memories involving red-headed sluts (the kind that come in a glass) would be the night that I met most of my own personal FNDC. A friend showed me where a small party of people she also knew was about to commence. It was one of those nights where everyone was on the same wavelength and the vibe was right. Our in-house bartender that evening was ironically a redhead, and was serving up red-headed sluts as fast as we could drink them. Some lifelong friends were made, and our own personal FNDC may well have been born that evening. Our small group took many photos that evening, the best of which sadly, are now lost. Use caution when enjoying red-headed sluts, for even strangers may end up revealing a thing or two about themselves if the mood is right.

Famous Redheaded Sluts of History

the goddess VenusVenus Kallipygos (translated as “Venus of the beautiful buttocks”). The Roman goddess of love, Venus, was often portrayed as having red hair. Because Venus was the goddess of sexuality, artists during the Renaissance often portrayed her as nude or semi-nude. The Venus Kallipygos is a famous statue from the 1st century BC, thought to be a reproduction of an even earlier Greek bronze statue from the 3rd century BC. The statue depicts the goddess exposing her ass and looking backwards in a coyish manner, and is thought to have been part of a temple at the ancient Sicilian city of Syracuse.

Canvas of Cleopatra nude in the desertCleopatra VII. This Queen and last Pharoah of Egypt used henna to dye her hair. Cleopatra married her brother at age 18, took Julius Caesar as a lover after that, and after Ceasar was killed, married another brother of hers! I guess that’s just how they rolled in those days. Political considerations were part of these carnal alliances; Rome took over control of Egypt after Alexander the Great died. When Marc Antony took over rule of Rome after Caesar’s death, he left his wife back home in Italy so he could knock boots with Cleopatra. Marc Antony and Cleopatra were also later married and had children. Cleopatra and Antony formed a Society of Inimitable Livers dedicated to utter debauchery or just the god Dionysus, depending on who you ask. When Antony died and Cleopatra committed suicide at age 39, the Roman Empire died alongside them. Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse sounds like a phrase that Cleo could have coined for herself.

Mary Magdalene, Biblical RedheadMary Magdalene. Arguably the most famous prostitute in history, Mary Magdalene went on to reform her ways and run with Jesus and the twelve apostles. According to biblical accounts, she was the first person to see Christ after the resurrection.

Jane DigbyJane Digby aka Lady Ellenborough. This English aristocrat of the 1800s rarely seemed to be out of the scandalous spotlight. She tallied four husbands and a score of high profile lovers. A veritable Who’s Who of men of that era had a ride on Jane Digby’s merry-go-round. Her last husband was an Arab Sheikh twenty years her younger. Sounds like this lady was a cougar ahead of her time.

Pam DeBarres, Redhead With the BandPamela Des Barres. This most famous of rock ’n’ roll groupies was the leader of the “Plaster Casters”, famous for collecting plaster molds of rock stars’ …uh, appendages. She is also a famous columnist and best-selling author of the book, I’m With the Band.

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About the author

Jöhn is one of the members of the modern day FNDC . In addition to coding and providing content for the site, he also enjoys playing the guitar and watching trippy movies. His favorite mixed drinks are whiskey sours and Jägerbombs. His favorite beers are Blackhawk Stout, Old Rasputin, and Sierra Nevada.

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